rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via thatphotographykid)

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

(Source: aliceneedsadrink, via caudalesdeamor)

massacrechips:

I think I laughed so hard I woke my neighbours up

massacrechips:

I think I laughed so hard I woke my neighbours up

(via caudalesdeamor)

jaclcfrost:

"if u love that character so much then why don’t u marry them"

i’m trying

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thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

thefreshprinceofbelarus:

why is there a question mark

(Source: monicalewinskyofficial, via lameborghini)